Naxxramas- The Bear's Ego

[Raid] [Destinae]: So...I'm sleeping with the raid leader...and I don't get to tank Saph?
[Raid] [Destinae]: ...this is why I hate gnomes so much...HAX
[fellowraider] whispers: sleeping with the raid leader?
To [fellowraider]: problem?
[fellowraider] whispers: no...
Destinae has died.
[Raid] [Destinae]: ...fail.

Wasn't until the battle was nearly finished that a Battle rez got offered. Lame. I'm kind of grumpy over the whole ordeal...

I'm a tank. I want to...tank stuff... How that ends up being a mystery to people...I'll never understand.

But man, for a tank- I sure got some awesome drops. Let me tell you! The Spirit-World Glass. Hell yes! +84 Spirit with a trinket use to increase spirit by some retarded percentage? Can't go wrong there, right? Pfft. So yay for the healer drops. It should make my secondary spec more...useful? Hmm...

So we're on night #3...THREE NIGHTS...for 10 man Naxxramas. Kel'thuzad proves to be a giant brick wall which we can only smash our faces against. I love smashing my furry little face against enormous brick walls...oh...wait...no I don't. Repair Bills = Bad.

All I have to say is KT better go down, and his ass better drop my staff. Heigan refused to drop the Staff of the Plague Beast for me- so I'm thinking Kel should throw me a friggin bone here. An entire raid- no tanking gear (except a cloak we all vendor-rolled on...+Def? For a bear? Yeah, no thanks.) And honestly, the cloak I have- crafted- is better than what dropped in there. So, C'mon Kel'Thuz...throw the bear a bone. Do me a goodie...DROP THE DAMN STAFF PLZ...let the bear take something good from this experience. It isn't like I'll actually be hitting you, KT. I'll be doing what I'm told to do. Playing Solitaire in the corner until your big ugly bugs spawn...then taking their punishment until we wipe again. Ah the joys of raiding...

Oh...but there was one thing that stands out in my head as being the most fun I've had in a raid..EVER!

Nude attacks on Anub'Rekhan. That's right! While half of our raid was spamming chat channels in random cities looking for members to refill our dwindling roster- our MT decided we should remove all gear and attack Anub'Rekhen. BEST FUN EVER! I only wish I'd remembered to grab a screen shot of that. It was awesome!