Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Drunken Bear

I'm sure by now, you're well aware that Brewfest is going on. Get involved! It's the one holiday where Blizz encourages Humans, Gnomes, Elves and Draenei of all ages to get SHMASHED! (I didn't include dwarves because the assumption is that they're always drunk anyway...YAY ALLIANCE!)

Make sure you go out and experience EVERYTHING this holiday has to offer.

Things to do during Brewfest:
- Complete your Brewfest Achievement and become "Brewmaster ______"

- Get your toon smashed.

- Get your toon smashed and go for a fly.
* We all know that getting your toon drunk and trying to ride your ground mount is a wild ride. Make sure you try out the flying though. Definitely fun.

- Get your toon so smashed, they spew green goo.
* Make sure you're standing with a group of friends and be sure to spin in place while spewing the goo. After all, You don't want anyone's shoes to feel left out.

- Run at least one heroic or raid while completely smashed. Make sure to bring extra "booze" along. You don't want to sober up in the middle of Onyxia's deep breath, trust me.

- Get smashed, and tell someone you are "saved" to such and such an instance, even if they don't ask. Do this in guild chat. Trust me, the conversations that will be generated from this are worthy of screen-shotting and putting in your scrapbook. People will love to hear that you are "shaved...hic!"

- Make sure to whisper random people and congratulate them on their holiday achievements if you're in the vicinity and see it. On second thought, just whisper random people during this holiday. It is, after all, a drinking holiday. This sort of thing is to be expected.

- Find a resto druid and /hug them. There's no real reason for this, we just really like hugs. =) Come to think of it, Bears like hugs too, so go for it.

Most of all, have a little fun. After all, it's nice to take a break from the daily grind and enjoy two weeks of binge drinking and random acts of hilarity. This is, by far, one of my favorite holiday events because it promotes a happy, jovial feeling overall. Yes, we still got camped by some horde outside of Blackrock Depths while trying to get to the Brewfest Boss...but for the most part, people are busy having fun. Enjoy yourself =)

I'll be waiting for my /hugs, and I better get LOADS of them. I'll stay in bear or tree form as much as possible so I'm easy to find. =) Thanks for reading! Enjoy your holiday!

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