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SWEET! +4 Spirit!!! |
There were a few rough trash pulls. Feral Charge got me in trouble a time or two and I really need to work on pickup tanking, where CC pulls are involved. I went with a group of friends and we somehow managed to get to the end. That's where Epic Story #1 takes place.
We did really well on Ripsnarl, so when it was time to face Cookie, I was feeling pretty relaxed about it. I mean, really there's no tanking him as much as blowing him up before he blows you up, right? No adds to worry about. No ungodly damage spells to worry about interrupting. Just RAWR-FACESMASHING-TIME.
I love face-smashie time. It's one of my favorite things to do...So we engage Cookie...
Before I get into how our encounter went, let me first explain the basics of this fight.
Basically, you engage Cookie and he hops into a little pot in the center of the deck. From there, he tosses out two types of "food" onto the deck. There are swirly green foods of AoE damaging doom and heavenly halo food of epic haste.
The idea here is to have each dps pick up 2 green foods, let the debuff wear off, then go back in and pick up two more. This keeps the deck from getting totally covered in a swirling green death cloud of...well...death. The dps is also supposed to pick up as many of the heavenly halo food as they can as it increases their haste exponentially. With the increased haste buff on your group, the idea is to blow up Cookie before the AoE damage overwhelms the group. Sounds easy enough, right?
Yeah...
When we engaged him, it seemed like only myself and the enhancement shaman were grabbing up the swirly green plates of destruction. Everyone really SHOULD be doing it, but alas, it just wasn't happening in our group.
It wasn't too long before the deck was covered in swirling green death, the shaman and I had almost 8 or more stacks of the green death food debuff each (which is hell for the healer because it applies a dot to whoever eats it that stacks...it gets nasty fast), and people started to die.
Eventually it was only our healer, Kon. As much as I despise paladins most of the time, I gotta give him kudos. He ran, frantically, around the deck to avoid the green swirls of agony. Most of us, myself and two dps I think, released and ran back to rejoin the fight.
Just try to imagine him running around a pirate ship like a sissy girl...healing for all he's worth! |
Well, I threw an innervate on him and immediately ran back to smack Cookie around a bit more. He still had a considerable amount of health left (roughly 40%), but Kon apparently wasn't ready to give up so I hopped over and started picking up green stuff so I could berserk and FACE-SMASHIE-FUN-TIME on Mr. Cookie.
Unfortunately, it wasn't too long before our dps was down again. I popped whatever cooldowns I had and just went to town. I'm not really sure how he kept me alive, but he did and we downed him. And it only took us almost 8 minutes! GO US!
Kon just piped in and said this fight lasted 7min 45sec exactly. Apparently, it traumatized him so much that the fight time will be burned into his mind for the rest of his life...lol.
Crazy stuff happens to us all the time in Azeroth, but I've gotta say that this was one of the craziest things I'd seen since Cataclysm's impossible to deal with Heroics arrived. I suppose I should throw a shout out to the entire group for not only putting up with me tanking (and struggling with it most of the run) but also for being a part of one of the craziest runs I've experienced so far. So, special thanks to Sack, Pick, MK, and Kon for that.
Moving on...
Epic Story #2 takes place in The Stonecore (heroic). I bet half of you just cringed at that. I know. I did, too. No love for Stonecore. It's so...ugh...
First, let's discuss the group makeup. I was on my druid, healing. Kon was on his druid, tanking (so, Roars...I'm still not sure which he considers his main right now, so he can just be RoarKon or something), then we had J and S as warrior dps and D as our death knight.
See any issues there?
Yeah...absolutely NO crowd control and NO ranged dps. From a healing standpoint...it was HELL. We struggled with trash pulls because most of the trash pulls have spinning slash and other various AoE damage that normally would only hit 2-3 group members, but in our case was hitting 4/5 of us. It was almost impossible to heal through, they weren't able to see and avoid it really...yeah it was just...yeah...
We managed to get through the instance though. We downed the first two bosses. I'll say that every fight in there is DEFINITELY harder with only melee dps. Try it sometime. It will make you want to curl up in a corner and cry, but we managed.
Then...we got to Ozruk.
I'm not going to post the strat on this because the strat actually explains it as if the group had ranged dps. We didn't. We had melee only. It wasn't TOO hard to heal at first because with melee, they get a dot put on them just from hitting Oz, so they don't have to deal with the paralyze. What they DO have to deal with is the Shatter ability he has.
I'm not entirely sure how but, one by one, our dps died. Ozruk was still at or above 30% health...part of me just wanted to give up and wipe it out and try again, but I looked over and Roars flashed me a little teary-eyed, sad panda face so, well, I couldn't just give up on him, right?
And then there were TWO...
Yep, just Roars and I were left standing to face Ozzy. I just assumed we were going to wipe anyway, but I was curious to see how long we could go. I innervated myself twice and I know Roars hit me at least once. I threw a battle rez to J, but a serious of unfortunate events happened and, well, J got hit by either a shatter or a ground slam and died again pretty quickly...
And then there were STILL two!
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Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs |
There was a point where I was totally oom, had no cooldowns left, no mana potions available, no trinkets to pop, was precariously low on health and then got paralyzed. I thought for sure we were doomed...but SOMEHOW the spike damage after Paralyze didn't kill me. I only had about 5k health left, but had regenerated just enough mana for a quick stack of Lifebloom for Roars and my lifeblood (Herbalism HoT FTW!) came off of cooldown. It was as if the BlizzGods were smiling down upon us...
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^ blizzgods smiling down on us, see? |
And then...Ozruk went down!
I was SHOCKED when he finally died. Again, Kudos to RoarKon for using his cooldowns intelligently and being extra careful to avoid damage. Had he been a "typical" tank, well...I wouldn't be writing this here today.
I have a feeling that there are many, many more epic adventures in store for us in the future and when they happen, I'll share them with you here. Until then, take care and GG guys!